July 4, 7:30pm part 2

Protestant Gods' Scorecard
So far, in terms of Protestant Gods, here's what we got.

QUAKER GOD - a pushover. Nothing to worry about.

EPISCOPALIAN GOD - sensible, sturdy. Like good shoes. On the Mohs Scale of Wrath? He's talc.

METHODIST GOD - HEY! DO NOT MESS WITH THIS GUY!

I am serious. He will send a bug into your ear.