21 July 2006

July 13, 5:32 pm, Christiansburg, VA

Smooth Jesus. Found this in the Gideons' Bible:

John 12:14-15
"And Jesus, when he had found a young ass, sat thereon; as it is written, Fear not, daughter of Sion."

Almost as good as King James' Acts of the Apostles 1:18, (my favorite since sophomore year of high school), which tells of the alternate death of Judas Iscariot. I may be a little rusty, so bear with me.

"Now this man (Judas) purchased a plot of land with the reward of his iniquity. And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out."

And THAT is what we call wrath. Ear ticks? Fuggedaboutit.

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