31 July 2006

July 23, 12:00 pm, Texas, KY

One Scooter's Haikus for Youse's Computers:

1) good Kentucky folk
you can't understand my speech
I know how y'all feel

2) so many cattle
glad I don't have to count them
or clean up their poop

3) objects in rearview
mirror may appear to be
driving up my ass


4) the wind in my hair
a wide smile upon my face
bugs in hair and teeth


5) hold it til Bardstown
oh man oh man oh my LORD!
you can do it, champ

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