Contrary to popular consensus, the hardest part of being self-taught is not making a fake diploma. That's easy. Get some heavy stock from Staples, come up with some Latinus nonsensicus, and make sure your sharpie don't slip. Also, do spell your name right.
No, the real ass burner is getting access to peer-reviewed journals. That's right, the bee-otches at Elsevier think that I can afford their exorbidently damn access fees. I cannot. Why? Because I am poor. That's why I am not fully college-educated (and vice versa).
I'm trying to learn about exploded hand syndrome.
But all I've got is youtube (warning - pretty graphic video - not for gastrically weak), which isn't much help.
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