Houston, We Have A., Um, Problem

Incontrovertible proof that Richard Gere has been in space:

Twenty [sexual] positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10... "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

Now if we only could get our hands on the original tape. Where to look? Hmmmm...

p.s. -Sly Stallone says that Richard Gere thinks Hhe's responsible for the rumor. I did not know this.