डॉन'त प्रेस थिस बटन!

Tricky. This may or may not be in English. I apologize either way.

Funny apocryphal story between a pornographer and a Sandwich.

The Earl of Sandwich says to John Wilkes:

"Wilkes, you will die either of the gallows or the pox!"

To which Wilkes replies, "That depends, m'lord on whether I embrace your Lordship's principles or your Lordship's mistress."