One Scooter's Haikus for Youse's Computers:
1) good Kentucky folk
you can't understand my speech
I know how y'all feel
2) so many cattle
glad I don't have to count them
or clean up their poop
3) objects in rearview
mirror may appear to be
driving up my ass
4) the wind in my hair
a wide smile upon my face
bugs in hair and teeth
5) hold it til Bardstown
oh man oh man oh my LORD!
you can do it, champ
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